Got Excuses? Get Sugar’d.
Friends: there’s no good excuse for not getting sugared.
Guys, girls, everyone. Here’s the deal: no one enjoys getting the hair ripped off their bodies, but many of us do it anyway.
Why? That’s a good question.
For some of us, we just like the maintenance, and would rather tough it out for 10 minutes each month, than to shave every day. For others, it’s the feeling of smooth, soft skin that keeps them booking regular appointments.
If you’ve wanted to try getting sugared but haven’t yet, we dare you to come up with a viable excuse regarding why you haven’t.
Here are some of the excuses we don’t accept, because they’re not real:
Low Pain Tolerance
That’s okay, because getting sugared isn’t that painful. Yes, it will be uncomfortable, but it’s not as painful as waxing. Also, the sugar isn’t heated, so there’s no way to get burned. We also provide you with a squishy beaver (yep) to hold in your hand and squeeze to relieve tension.
Bottom line? You’ll be fine. Book an appointment.
Too Busy
No, you’re not. We have 4 salons between Chilliwack and Cloverdale, and we’re open later on certain days. You can do it—this is entirely up to you.
The Scary Aftermath
What scary aftermath?! You literally do nothing! We sugar you, and then you come back 4-5 weeks later. It’s easy—book an appointment.
Not Enough Time
Yes, there is. If you have just 10 minutes, you can get your bikini sugared. In fact, you can get your underarms, lip, brows, or bikini done in under 10 minutes, generally.
10 minutes! You have that time. Book an appointment.
Fear of Ingrowns
*Snort.
This is one of the fabulous things about sugaring: no in-grown hairs! This is because we pull in the direction of hair growth, not the other way around. (You know, like waxing.)
You will experience minimal to zero in-grown hairs; we promise. Book an appointment.
And some of our more creative excuses:
The Dreaded Period
So? 51% of the planet will have, has, or have had periods. They’re a thing, and we don’t care. Book an appointment.
Hairy Legs
We’re not even going to comment on this one. Don’t be ridiculous; book an appointment. (We’ll do your legs, too.)
Hemorrhoids
Here’s the deal: hemorrhoids happen. To everyone. Not just you, and not just us. EVERYONE. Forget about the ‘roid—book an appointment. Hemorrhoids are NOT allowed to dictate your hair removal habits.
C’mon…
Embarrassed to Be Bare
Why? You’ve been naked in front of people before—and for way more invasive reasons than hair removal. Birthing babies. Pap tests. Sex. (Probably in the opposite order.)
All we’re doing is removing some hair. Book an appointment.
Shrinkage (this one’s for dudes)
Fact: we don’t care about shrinkage. We’re not your wives or girlfriends or partners or buddies or whatever. We’re here to get you sugared and send you on your way. Plus, our rooms are not cold—we’re in the business of removing hair from people who are often at least half naked.
We’re keeping warm rooms, guys. We promise. Book an appointment. (Note: we only offer male brazilians at our Chilliwack and Langley locations.)
No excuses! Book an appointment.
